February 2012
yourwarmingsmile:
waiting for andrew garfield to crash the oscars by sprinting across the stage in the middle of a random acceptance speech in his spidey suit, grabbing the statuette, and throwing it into fincher’s waiting arms before disappearing into a cloud of smoke.
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mormonhub:
last year we had a supply teacher and somebody said “sir are you a virgin” and he wouldn’t reply so everyone kept shouting out “sir you’re a virgin aren’t you you’re a virgin” but then he walked over to the boy who started it, leaned right into his face, looked him dead in the eyes and said
i think your mother knows the answer to that question
Watchthelastservingdaughter:
poehlerizer:
stoopidsarah:
New York’s Hottest Club Is…
i love how towards the end it just becomes a bunch of random noises
because the line is too long at Spicy.
fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
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whereismyoscar:
Oh that’s right, The Academy Awards are tonight…totally forgot.
wellalright:
what if instead of cutting a “Z” into people’s shirts zorro just snapped his fingers in a Z formation and then ran out of the room.
jesuschapstick:
so i stood up and told that teachin’ lady
the only three letters i need to know are u s and a
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Watchheartsafool:
BLAINE ANDERSON “Cough Syrup” (fanvid) | download link
I made this video of Blaine’s performance of Cough Syrup but edited with scenes of Blaine and Kurt/Blaine. I think it’s hard for a lot of people (including me) to watch the original video for obvious reasons, but I really like this song/performance so at least this way I can re-watch it over and over again. (Also my sister...
rachelberryevans:
my own blog is one of my top visited sites because i’m obsessed with myself
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Christmas music is too good to only be played a certain time of the year
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Darren meeting Kermit the Frog
Darren: Hey Kermit! I'm a big fan!
Kermit: I'm a big fan of you too! You and your boyfriend!
Darren: Boyfriend?
Kermit: Chris Colfer!
Darren: Oh no no you got it wrong. He's a great guy, but Chris and I are just friends!
Kermit: That's what exactly Burt and Ernie said.
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1dbromance:
One Direction - Use Somebody...
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if a guy ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock
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OMG GREG
THIS WAS ANOTHER RESULT FROM WHEN I GOOGLED THAT
I
AM
SCREAMING
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OMG
GREG
I LITERALLY JUST GOOGLED “BLACK PEOPLE FLOATING IN SPACE” BECAUSE OF THAT PERSON’S URL
AND THIS IS WHAT I GOT
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-deadly:
BREE
I FEEL WHENEVER WE TALK, WE ALWAYS YELL
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT
I MEAN
GREG
WHY THE FUCK NOT
CAPS LOCK IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL